Kelly Marie In The Buff

This e-mail was a big surprise. A girl thought she was sending a nude pic to what I can only assume was her boyfriend. BUT, she sent it to me instead. Here is the pic, crudely edited.

See the link below for the pic. There is no nudity, but not entirely safe for work either.

http://notthatalanblack.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/img00503-20110321-21471.jpg

Here are the resulting e-mails back and forth between me and Kelly Marie. I didn’t intend to mess with her at first, but it was just too easy.

Me: I think you may have the wrong Alan Black….lolz

KM:Oh my goodness. Sorry

Me: That’s ok, my girlfriend only broke up with me over it.

KM: what ? are u serious? im soo sorry. explain to her i got the wrong person please!!!

Me: I tried, I’ll have to show her these messages, it may help.

KM: i generally thought u were someone else, does she need me to speakr to her? will u please delte the picture!

Rather then go any further with this one I felt it best to leave her hanging, so to speak.

Hank the yacht guy

Hank e-mailed me because the other Alan Black had visited him over the weekend at a Boat Show and showed interest in some yachts… here is Hank’s e-mail to me, the wrong Alan Black.

Alan,Just wanted to say thanks for stopping by our Sabre/Back Cove display at the NY Show.We chatted briefly about a sailboat in the 50 foot range.I have attached specs on one and am sending another in the following email.I would enjoy hearing your thoughts,after you have a chance to look them over. Regards,Hank Hartmann,Sandy Hook Yacht Sales

Hank then went on to post specs and pics of two different yachts. They were both in the $500,000 range. I decided to reply with:

I’m insulted that you would show me such an inferior boat. I expected this from the moron over at Yacht World. Not you Hank, I’m disappointed. Please show me the best that you have to offer.

A few days went by and Hank got back to me, like a good salesman would…

Alan, Not only is this a nice boat but I believe that we have a motivated seller.Sorry for the Beneteaubut really wasn’t sure of which end of the market appealed to you.The following email has another boat I like.Hank

I’ve got to hand it to Hank, he’s trying his best here. However, he isn’t off the hook yet…